And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us
burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol
(via lovergirl)
- “I thought you knew.”
- “This was the best day ever.”
- “I can’t believe you’re back here.”
- “I felt bad so I got up and made you breakfast.”
- “Can we start this whole day over?”
- “Of course I’m right, I’m always right.”
- “I wasn’t late, a cat tried to kill me and made me late!”
- “You nearly killed me, tell me how that’s not a big deal.”
- “I’m not stuck, just help me.”
- “But that’s my favorite shirt!”
- “To be honest, I really hate how this tastes.”
- “Your music sucks and you suck, get over it.”
- “We can, you know, go together if that’s a thing you’d like.”
- “I’m not sorry, this isn’t an apology, I’m just being nice so you shut up!”
- “Alright, I lied, I’m not in a band. But I do think you’re cute!”
(via purgatorical)